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WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY DON’T LIKE BIG BANG THEORY

livininslamherst:

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shamanjuice:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least. 


balongreyjoy:

things i don’t understand about lord of the rings

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kate-doesnt-get-it:

“almost politically correct redneck”

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josiah is dumb: How to get someone to fall in love with you:

the-vashta-nerada:

Things you need: A ring, access to a tanning bed, gray hair dye.

  1. Tan with wedding ring on, making sure that there is an obvious tan line from the ring.
  2. Dye hair gray. The older you look, the better.
  3. If you are male, make sure to grow a ragged beard.
  4. Sneak into your…
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megamo:

having a break from revision til 1. when I need to have lunch ofc. And then I’ll no doubt need another break later today. 

lol I’m so bad at this revising thing. 

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rubyanjel:

Their Superhero costumes:

Sheldon: Green Lantern color + doppler effect

Leonard: Symbol for “Lasers are in use in this area”

Raj: The Hindi consonant, Ka.

Amy: She’s a neurobiologist. Go figure.

Penny: One of the dresses she wore for their promo posters?

Howard: Notice his Alien Belt Buckle?

Bernadette: To Howard- “Sorry, I just thought it’d be nice if people knew we were a couple.”


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dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

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buddhabob:

quinnf4brays:

lucyforpromqueen:

quinnf4brays:

there are animals called dikdiks

pronounced.. dick-dicks?

no pronounced xylophone

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